I’d rather have strangers reading my tumblr, than people i know.

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ifuhaveaminute:

Dwight: I keep various weaponry strategically placed around the office. I saved Jim’s life with a can of pepper spray I had velcrowed under my desk. People say, oh it’s dangerous to keep weapons in the home, or the workplace. Well I say, it’s better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally, than by a stranger, on purpose.

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All of my friends live near each other.

For them, it’s like,

“Hey bro, wanna come over?”

“Aight bro, lemme just cross the street.”

For me, it’s like,

“Hey bro, wanna come over?”

“Aight bro, lemme just cross the bridge to Terabithia, take the shortcut through Narnia, take the detour around District 12, and stop by Hogwarts to get groceries.”

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“Motherfucker.”

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Omg, ppl are FUCKING IDIOTS!! lol

thathoejudas:

sirseahorse:

goddamnitreddas:

crouchingwriterhiddengamer:

catieeatsbabies:

mother-rucker:

What even…

The fuck?

What kind of logic is this.

what

nothing in this life is free you guys

*le facepalm

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